Sunday, November 7, 2010

Hate Mail: "YOU ARE CAST OUT!"

I was sent an email today that, I can't even explain. It has to be one of the silliest emails I've received, and one that I first took as a joke. Which is pretty impressive, considering its size.

I speak for for all juggalos all over america and all the world wide that you are cast out of the juggalo family! Just cuz you went to some fuckin concert you think you a juggalo!?! Bitch you dont know us! You dont now bout us! You dont know bout swiggin hatchets! You dont know bout being dissed on and beat down! You dont know bout bein poor! Coverin bitchs in faygo everywhere you go! All uggalos are outcasts and all outcasts are juggalos and ur a fuckin pop culture pussy bitch! Dont say you like ICP wen you dont even like there fans. Juggalos like me we couldnt give a fuck! Post this shit on ur failblog so I can tell real fam not to do shit for your bitch ass! Dont do shit for this mothfucker he's a JUGGAHO!

Obviously, this is in response to my last post, where I reaffirm that I am a juggalo, and that the name of this blog is more of a protest to the direction that the "juggalo" name is currently sinking into (thank you to those who have been getting it, by the way).

Now, I'm not going to get into the obvious part of what is so wrong with this email. If you can't see it, then you need to reread it multiple times, because it's clear as day. In fact, I don't even need to get into any points in this email; it can stand on its own two feet.

However, I will say that the word "juggaho" was actually sent to me capitalized and in bold-face, like he thinks he just made the term up on the fly and is trying to showcase to me his clever wordplay in an insulting way.

Anyway, in response to the poster:
  1. I do know what poverty and being put down feels like. I probably know it a lot better than you.
  2. I know all about "Real Juggalos", and all about "juggalos". As soon as I read the first line of your email, I predicted how it would continue and how it would end. And my prediction was right on the money.
  3. If you "cover bitches in Faygo" in your everyday life, then people must think you're an asshole. Which would explain the social isolation that you feel. Solution: stop soaking people in Faygo (unless it's an ICP concert, of course). I got an idea: why don't you drink it? Crazy idea, I know. But Faygo is actually pretty good. Bon App├ętit magazine listed Faygo Root Beer as the nation's best root beer, so there has to be something to it. The bottle doesn't lie when it says it's Dee-licious. And no, I do not know about drinking hatchets.
  4. I do not fuck insects! Any claim that I do is purely speculation.
  5. By "casting" me out, thank you for solidifying my stance as a juggalo.

10 comments:

  1. To email dude:

    If you think that ICP is poor, you're an idiot. They bring in $10 million a year. Compared to other stars, it's not a lot. But, it's more than any of us probably will ever see.

    Faygo showers, wow, that's a waste if you're not in concert.

    Also, ICP have actually said that a majority of fans are idiots. You're proving the point. I'm glad that there's a few ICP fans who actually have intelligence because I didn't want to be the only one.

    I don't claim to be a juggalo. Never been to a concert, never painted my face. I defend them to people, but I don't get up in arms with it. They're making money off of us just like every other artist we like.

    I'm glad they love God. You should really look at yourself and see where you're at as a person. And your writing is atrocious. I think that was too big of a word. It means awful, horrible, bad. I hope you understand that.

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  2. Why all tha hate ninjers?ICP is tha shit & i soak my bitches in faygo rock n rye!!ICP is scrubs and so is we!This site is shit.i will bus yo head open,so look out JUGGA-HO!

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  3. I hope that post was a joke. So much of that is incorrect grammar. Again, ICP has called their fans idiots.

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  4. CravenCorvo,

    ICP used to be poor. That's actually why I can relate to them so much. They're not now because of the fact that Violent J is a marketing genius.

    You've never been to a concert? You should go, they're fun. Then again, I love Faygo and violence, so it's only natural.

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  5. Sounds like the brother of a friend of mine. He can't speak without the words "fuck," "juggalo," or "whoop motherfucking whoop" coming out of his mouth. He sounds like he's brainwashed. That guy is stupid if he thinks you're a juggahoe. You, in my opinion, are what all Juggalos should be like.

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  6. juggalos dont give a fuck what other ppl think of them and for this guy to make a site about juggalos and fans dude yur a fucking retard mentally challenged chicken fucker...you are not a juggalo of any sort wow dude i can make a site about juggalos hating fans just as easy as u did except im more creative and i would put ICP's music... you dont know what poor is like and yur not a juggalo just because you like faygo yur the complete oppisite yur a chicken head bitch you should kill yourself for making such an inknowlegable site and letting ppl say the shit they say WHOOP WHOOP...come to the southwest side of detroit and see if u can walk down the street with icp face paint on u will get shot...and guess what faygo is made in michigan the same state that Icp is from if they were to see this site they would beat yur ass....and u said you werent going to get into details about that email well, you did and it shows everyone on here that yur a juggaHO ...fuck off and die you faggot bitch... you should listen to them before u claim yur a juggalo

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    1. You're dumb as shit dude. Inknowledgeable issint even. Word-nor is half of what you posted. Way to show exactly how retarded the bew gen fans are.

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  7. Some juggalos are just too retarded for words.

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  8. Juggalo or Juggalettes don't have to be in gangs. You don't have to be a scrub just to be one. Being smart doesn't matter. They call each other "family" because the people that are "family" will never turn their backs one each other. Your down for your homies 1000%.

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  9. First off, let me be creepy by saying that I think I am totally in love with you, blog owner. You speak all that I feel and believe about Juggalos and Juggalettes. I agree with you to the fullest, and I support what you are doing with this blog. I myself have questioned and have come to the same conclusion as you. Great blog, and I completely admire you for speaking your mind, being honest and being as intelligent as you are. You give me hope for the Lo's and Lettes of the world, and I commend you.

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