Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Tila Tequila's GOTJ Injuries: Made Worse For Press

I'm keeping this one short.

I was reading more into the GOTJ incident and I saw some more pictures of Tila Tequila on stage. There is a topless picture with her walking offstage covering half of her face, possibly in pain or to wipe all the shit and beer off:

Then I had another look at the picture from TMZ that I posted on here:

If you have a keen eye, you'll notice that the half of her face that is exposed in the first picture has no damage whatsoever. Not even a scratch. Yet, in the second picture, both sides of her face have distinctive wounds.

What if she got those injuries on her way out?

Aside from the guy giving crazy eyes in the bottom left-head corner, it doesn't seem like anyone cares that she's passing by (in contrast to the bloodthirsty mob that is mentioned in her testimony). Actually, it looks like they are grouping up and paying some attention to whatever the man (who is mostly hidden behind the guards) is shouting. Even if someone came up and threw something, there are three guards there to absorb whatever blows.

This is all speculative, but considering Tila Tequila's status as a media attention whore, it's not a stretch to say that the pictures and testimony given by her are far-fetched and purposely made to make her look like a victim of attempted murder. While there is no doubt that she could have had suffered some shock from a few people throwing things her way, the evidence here doesn't show a horrifically violent, angry mob-caliber attack that ended with the victim narrowly alive. If anything, it ended with a pop culture junkie shaken and looking to cash in.

Nevermind the fact that it was never initially mentioned that she instigated the attack by riling up the crowd and was told that she didn't have to perform after being paid.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Public Letter From Violent J

Over a year ago (judging by the "realjuggalos.com" reference, most likely longer), Violent J posted a letter addressed to anyone who considers themselves a juggalo. He asked that any juggalos with a website to repost it. I'm reposting it for my own reasons. This letter is just another example of juggalos not understanding what is going on, and taking everything for face value.

Words from Violent J himself, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. ....
Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at shows. That's BULLSHIT! Does anyone else realize this? Does anyone else feel the pain I do when my heart bleeds as I watch my family fall apart? We are all equal. Juggalos shoud not fight with one another! Remember? We are suppose to love each other! We need to be reunited as one once again. Just as we were before. "From the first jokers card, Carnival of Carnage, to the latest card. The Wraith: Shangri-La, we have been united as one by the powers of the Dark Carnival, the power that brings us together and makes us who we are, never again must you care what people think of you or what you do, this is our world and we live for each other!" If you own a copy of Dark Lotus, as soon as you get a chance, I want you to sit down and listen to ..15 enititled, "Juggalo Family." When the song is over, think about what it means and think about how it makes you feel. If yall want to laugh than go ahead but personally, When i sang the song i really didnt listen to the words but when I heard that song for the first time, I was at The Gathering of The Juggalos 2001 and when I listened to the words and took a look around at all the juggalos face, tears slowly came from my eyes and I thought to myself, "this is my family." It felt so good to know that the only thing I care about is right here with me. My juggalo family is the only thing true in my life. Nothing else has ever made me feel good. No person place or thing has ever looked at me as a part of their family. If you own a computer, get on a website such as realjuggalos.com and click on the icon "juggalos" search through the page and take a look at all of them and just think, each of them consider you family, each of these people can be trusted with your life just as they trust you with their life. We shouldn't be fighting, we should be giving each other hugs and saying, " I clown love you ninja!"to any of you that have web sites, i would greatly appreciate it if you could post this on your site. If you happen to have access to a copy machine, please make copies and give this to as many juggalos as possible. I want to make sure every juggalo world wide reads this letter I'm goin to do my damnest to save our juggalo world and reunite it, not only that but make our family bigger. We have over two million dedicated juggalos in the world but we must also be dedicated to each other. My heart, mind, body and soul goes out to each and every one of you. If you dont remember anything from this, at least remember this, "mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, I'll always have juggalo family" please repost this and help our sick family find there way back.

After the Tila Tequila incident, there have been a lot of juggalos posting this on their blogs, sites and Facebook or Myspace profiles believing it to be damage control from Psychopathic. But it's not, it's quite old. If it was damage control, it would be a long letter about how they are completely embarrassed by the actions and judging whether or not those involved are "Real Juggalos".

While reading this letter, if you were thinking, "Violent J is so right," then there are a few things you have to keep in mind. Joseph Bruce has been seeing this through the eyes of Joseph Bruce. Not yours, not mine, and not anyone who claims to be a hardcore juggalo. He admits that when he wrote the song "Juggalo Family", it wasn't to act as an anthem. He most likely did it to kick off the "Juggalo Family" campaign (a campaign that's been cashing in since 2001). With the great success that the Insane Clown Posse has seen, and the fact that thousands were willing to go to a convention with him and his friends as the main event, it's entirely possible that it all went to his head and felt love for anyone with ICP on their minds and on their shirts. For a band that is used to an underground fan base, seeing a stadium full of people can run you with all kinds of emotion. But that means nothing for you, the consumer. Because at the end of the day, whether Violent J loves you or not, you're a consumer and it's strictly business.

Of course Violent J is going to tell you that he loves you. You paid for his house, his car, his clothes, his flat-screen, and you're going to be providing for his son until Joe Bruce kicks his ass out of the house. If anything, he owes you. What's the next best thing? His naming you a member of his family. There is no doubt he loves you, but only if you bring the paper. And there's no doubt in his mind that you won't.

When he wants to take your money, a great salesman isn't going to tell you to hawk all of the merchandise he has. Especially if you have a lot of it already. No, he's going to say you don't need it. After all, he doesn't need to pitch it to you, your friends do a good job of it anyway.

And of course Violent J is going to tell you that you're no better than he is. You don't get far in independent music if you lord over your fans like a spoiled rich girl. But the truth is that he is, and if you can't see it, then you're an idiot. Look at him: he's wealthy, he's successful, he has a beautiful girlfriend who he has two adorable little kids with, he can support all three of them without worry, he has legions of fans, his job is something that he loves doing, he gets to travel all around the world with his best friends, and he's on TV and the radio (sometimes). His life is worlds better than both of ours combined. Joe Bruce's salesman/cult-leader modesty shouldn't be taken to an extreme to where people start thinking, "He's just like me!". While he'll take the time out of his day to shake hands with juggalos and sign their shirts, posters and tits, at the end of the day, you're not equals. And he doesn't see you as one, either.

Joe Bruce and Joey Utsler are the Real, Original Juggalos. They made the name, and it's a title only they can officially claim to. Even if they lend it to you to make you happy and buy more of their products, it won't change anything. They're the Juggalos, and you're just followers.

Grab their success, and maybe it'll change.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Hate Mail: "TRAITER!"

I think it's needless to say that I get hate mail. But today, I got a piece of hate mail like no other. Because since I've started this blog, I have not once been called a “traitor”. For his sake, I will keep the email address of this person anonymous. However, I will say his email address has the words “juggalo”, “punk” and the number 420 in there.

sup bitch.one a my dawgs show me your blog n yo a punkbitch TRAITER!u got juggalo family n yo gonna shitt in there faces wit yo uglyass lookin website!y u do dat?fuck we ever did to u bedide show yo bitchass love?all my bois los cus we all fam so u ain got no friends!callin us ignorant motherufcker u ignorant!u dont no us so how u gonna judge?u probly some bitchlil nerd who got stompd da fuck out HAHAHAHA!get da fuck on with yo bitchass back to yo jh budies b4 some danger fuck los come find u and put they boots up yo ass!u don no us nigga,well put a ax to yoneck!WOOP WOOP!

First and foremost, I want to make this clear one more time:

This site is NOT associated with the Juggalo Holocaust!

Now that that's out of the way, onto the letter.

How am I a traitor? I don't hate juggalos. I hate what's being done to the juggalo name by idiots (much like this person). Empty threats, the lack of vocabulary, ignorance all around: this has pretty much became a juggalo staple. I have friends that are juggalos and not only do they not consider me a "traitor", but they know of this site and they love what it stands for. In fact, I'm willing to bet half of your friends love this site and also believe what it stands for. They'd never tell you that because they're your friends, and they got your back.

Speaking of friends: the “juggalo” term isn't what binds you and your friends. It wasn't “pre-destined” that you were to be friends because you were juggalos. I know you're thinking, “If someone was gonna mess with my friends, I'd fuck them up cuz they my family!” Wrong. You'd fuck up whoever because they're your friends! That's what friends do! It doesn't make you “juggalo family”, it just means you're good friends.

I know most of you juggalos today grew up having little to no friends, so if you're close with a group, you're willing to conform to any social structure that you're plunged into (for now, at least). While enjoying the music of Psychopathic Records could be a trait that all of your friends share, it's not the reason why you are friends. I'm not friends with my juggalo friends because they're juggalos. I'm friends with one because we grew up together, and the others are cool to hang out with.

If you really believe you're friends with who your friends are because they're juggalos, and that you really are a juggalo family, and that it's you against the world, then you need to get your head checked out. Because that's cult mentality, and it's a very dangerous thing. And not to the public, but to your own personal well-being.

I'm not a traitor. In fact, I try my best to educate juggalos through this site. To wake them up and shake them around so they can get a look at reality. If you don't agree, that's fine. Because where there's one person that doesn't agree, there's four that do.

And my site ain't ugly. That's just crazy talk.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Tila Tequila's Vicious Beating at GOTJ '10

A loyal patron of the site brought this to my attention early this morning:

Do you recognize this face? It's Tila Tequila after getting fucked up. This picture was taken after she was viciously attacked at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos in Southern Illinois. The site TMZ, on their website, says that she claims she was attacked. Because of her attention-whore-ness, it's not much of a stretch. But, because of the lack of respect "juggalos" have for anything, and the fact that they've devolved themselves below primates (you'll see what I'm referring to down the line), I'm sure it's true.

This is what she had to say of the incident:

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage. These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"

Of course, Tila Tequila is a perfect example of what's wrong with the world today (as are the majority who claim to be "juggalos"), but what happened to her was totally uncalled for. However, there were reports that she was actually taunting juggalos, ignorant to the fact that primitive imbeciles constantly looking for undue approval and respect now make up a majority of the juggalo population.

But that's no excuse. Despite the fact that she's incredibly ignorant, those "juggalos" shouldn't have hunted her down like that, and ICP shouldn't have even let her on the premises. Shit, it would have been more civilized to find one of the better looking juggalos at The Gathering (needle in a haystack), get that bitch drunk and had him fuck a urinary tract infection into her skull. At least then someone would have gotten laid, and it would have made a better story (with better pictures).

And if you don't get the UTI cause, obviously you've never been to Southern Illinois or The Gathering. In both places, everything is either infected or incredibly filthy to the point of looking covered in disease.

It's needless to say that Tila Tequila is making moves to sue. As she says on her Twitter: "Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men."

Ha, calling juggalos these days "men". Damn, this bitch is ignorant.

The night before, she Tweeted: "Headed to the Juggalos Gathering right now!! Woohoo!! Gonna be fucking insane!!!! Holllaaa juggalos! Ya girl luvs ya!"

She might be ignorant, but she's also psychic. Hell, maybe she knew what was coming...

Update: I found a YouTube video from a bane of the juggalo name. He claims to have been there, and gives an account of what happened. He also further proves why fake ass juggalos like these need to die.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

JCW's "Serious" Message About WCW-Like Fan Conduct

Here's another video I found. Again, it's late. I don't give a fuck.

This should be a no brainer: Don't fucking throw shit at professional wrestlers!

Right off the bat, they are a lot bigger than you. And if they catch a battery to the head and see that you threw it, they will more often than not wait for your punk ass outside after the show. On a side note, who the fuck throws a battery!? Who's bringing batteries to wrestling events!?

Fucking juggalos, I swear.

Remember WCW? Every night on Nitro, if a heel (bad guy) came out on top at the end of the night, the ring was covered in debris, beer and popcorn. While it's not the best way to handle a show, at least it was something that the WWF wasn't doing. And since it was the end of the night, who cared? Leave it up to the cleaning boys to clean it up, it's their job anyway! But why do that shit during a match? To prove how much of an ignorant fuck you are? "I know they're just entertainers and that pro wrestling, especially ultra-violent wrestling, brings inherent risk. But fuck it!"

Now, I know ignorant juggalos like that wouldn't be thinking exactly that, because they wouldn't know what "inherent" means.

If you go to a JCW show, or any pro wrestling show, don't be a cunt. They shouldn't have to tell you, it should be common fucking sense. Right next to jumping in the ring. They're obviously wanting to be taken more seriously as an independent promotion, and the last thing they need is the stigma of their audience being a bunch of battery-throwers.

And is it just me, or does Corporal Robinson look like a strung-out junkie? I respect him as a working professional wrestler, but damn. It looks like he's not been using the recommended dosage of his medication if you know what I mean.

Video: Violent JJ

If you don't already know of this video's awesome-osity, check it out:

I know I'm very late, but I don't care! I love this video! It is one of the funniest and most insulting videos I've ever seen. Insulting to who, you ask? To the professional wrestlers, of course!

This is exactly what a music video about a five year old would be like, especially if that five year old is Joe Bruce's kid. Especially at the part where, out of nowhere, he says, "Ruby's my sister."

Now, this is a great way to show affection to your kids. Yeah, that "Song 4 Son" deal is nice...if the kid it was aimed to was his daughter. This is how you show your son that you love him. You put him in a music video that shows him off and post it on YouTube.

Let the haters hate. This was a nice gesture, and kudos to Violent J for finding a way to show his son that he loves him in a way that won't completely embarrass him when he becomes an teenager.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Answering Comments

Since this blog has started, of course I have been reading all of the comments that are posted. There have been a couple that I felt needed some light shed on though, so I will do just that right now.

First is the most recent comment. It was posted by an anonymous user simply known as Cunt Bitch. And here is what they had to say in the comments section of the blog's YouTube commercial post.

Well you make a good point to some degree; especially with these attention seeking, criminal fuckheads creating negative attention and giving juggalos a bad name.

However, you have to keep in mind that kids will be kids. In that respect, Id assume if they are "true" then as they age they'd appreciate it in a more mature manner (assuming that they are putting on some "white trash wannabee fasad)"

Oh, and I agree the whole juggaloism religious shit is taken kinda way too seriously..but that is just my opinion and everyone has the right to what they think. You didnt see hippies back in the day starting a religion called hippism lol. So yea I think its exploitation in that regard.

Of course ICP wants to make the money. Maybe they are selfish to some extent..hell arnt we all at one time or another? you know what though? if they really valued money over what they are creating and what their audience perceives of them then why wouldnt they juz been mainstream artists to begin with?? Maybe Im nuts but it makes sense to me.

Here's the thing though, I embrace every culture, every belief no matter how much I may disagree with it personally. Anybody that wants to hopp on the family lovin bandwagon is cool with me as long as he aint a child molestin monster, or some mindless biggot. I think I gotta good head on my shoulders to know who's worthy of my loyalty. Anyway, I thought that was basically what bein a down ass juggalo was bout..but to each his own I suppose.

I think its absurd that there's a divide amongst the juggalos because they dont meet up to their "standards".

I say let these kids learn as they grow and mature, if its just a passing fuckin "trend" for them then they'll leave it behind with age, if its NOT then chances are they will still appreciate and respect their juggalo fam but at the same time be level headed.

I aint sayin there's anything wrong with a lil whoop whoop or callin someone a ninja now and then its juz all in good fun and in THAT respect perhaps its you that's taking it a little bit too seriously?

Bottom line though, its actually harmless and not hurting a damn muthafuka out there..when you think about it???

To Cunt Bitch,
First of all, that you for taking the time and reading the articles on the site. Thank you even more for getting most of the things I have been talking about.

By the way, I love the name.

Anyway, there are a few things wrong with what you said:
  1. It's not just kids who bring the immaturity. Most times, its older juggalos who should know better. When they're at an age where "kids will be kids" shouldn't even be a factor because they aren't kids anymore.
  2. Kids under 15 shouldn't even be considered juggalos anyway. First of all, half of the stuff ICP talks about, they wouldn't be able to relate to. And the kids who do wouldn't be able to listen to that kind of music inside of juvie anyway. Secondly, have you been to an ICP concert lately? I can understand a kid who's 16 or 17 sneaking in, but the stuff that goes down in ICP shows is something that kids under 15 shouldn't be subjected to. Especially females, because they would mess around and get someone arrested for feeling up on the wrong girl (because juggalos grope and they do it indiscriminately).
  3. Most people in the suburbs and most kids wouldn't be able to relate to ICP's music. Yeah, people got problems, we all got problems. But those two types of people have completely different issues. One of the only ways someone from the burbs can relate to ICP is through parental issues; but even then, it's like a fat person and a person suffering from bulimia claiming to be going through the same thing because both of their problems involve food. More than ten years ago, ICP talked about killing suburban rich people and rednecks. Now, that comprises most of their fans.
  4. I don't know about your juggalo friends, but most juggalos don't go "whoop whoop" and whatnot once in a while. They do it damn near everyday, whenever it seems appropriate (to them). And what usually followed is glorified ignorance.
  5. If you consider "high standards" looking for people who aren't willfully ignorant, who don't talk like ghetto morons (especially if they come from a suburb; you know recently some (not black) guy from Plainfield, IL called me a "nigga"? How is that not ignorant?), who can relate to what their music is actually saying without making themselves poor thinking that they constantly have to prove how elite they are by buying more merchandise (Juggalo Julz), then you must not have been a juggalo for a long time. Juggalos now a days take something they don't understand (but are so quick to tell you they do) very seriously, and disregarding that ICP (in regard to their content) don't even take themselves seriously. I take them seriously as an independent work, and I have supported them since 1995. If I was an independent artist and I spent most of my life working for success and my fans were people who brought nothing but disgrace to what I've worked towards, a part of me would be incredibly disappointed. Especially if my fans have become a support group for misfit teens. I only say "a part" because at least my bills would be getting paid.
While you get what I'm saying to some degree, you don't get the big picture. And that's okay. Just bookmark this site and check periodically. :-P

This last comment comes from juggalettelady.

ok one of you guys please tell me what it means to YOU to be a juggalo.

Instead of writing a long response, I'm going to put down the response that's on my profile at IJR.

[To me, being a juggalo means] That you're a reasonably strong person that could relate to the lyrics of Insane Clown Posse pre-1999. That you went through real hard ship, but you don't use it to justify your means for doing something. And instead of using it to instill pity, you use it to advance yourself so that you no longer have to see the darkside of life.

It is very simple, and it is completely inspired by what the Insane Clown Posse has done. They took the shit that they went through in their lives, and they turned a negative into a positive. They let it make them stronger instead of letting it tear them apart. On the flipside, most juggalos are the complete opposite. They use their shitty upbringings as an excuse for anything that they happen to do, stupid or not, and are always more than willing to give you their sob story. Instead of advancing themselves, they lay around and spend their days drinking and getting high constantly. Now, don't take that as I'm anti-drugs and anti-alcohol. I indulge every once in a while, but when you spend your days moping around the house, drinking, getting high and playing PS3 (with those things being the only things you are doing with your life), then you have a serious problem.

Those are all the comments for right now. Keep those emails and comments coming. I always read, and I always respond.